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You may recall a day when this page was not required, in those blissful, early years of the internet. But as a few spoiled it for the rest of us, we are obligated to present to you this, our Legal Page.
We do not enjoy reading legal documents any more than one willfully reads a home mortgage application or files his fingernails with a chainsaw. However, we highly encourage you to read the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy as they establish a set of mutual expectations for how this website and our applications are to be received and used.
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